A.E.I Player Profiles
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| ~~ Current Players ~~ |
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| Tim
(Sarge) Sargent |
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Back Row and current Team Captain. |
| Andy
(Monster) Clark |
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Hooker and current chairman of the club. Maybe
not always first on the ball but always first to the food. Only time he
ever warms up involves microwavable dinners. Having only 8 children
Andy failed in his attempt to create a team in his own image. He has
resigned himself to a life with the A.E.I. |
| Chris
Clark |
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Prop. Young Chris is one of the numerous son of
Andy. He has been a regular player this season and despite his
inoffensive look he is to be feared ball in hands. |
Jamie
Barlow
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Prop |
| Jon
Dye |
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Prop when he is not in China.Never offer him to
drink when he comes on his bike... |
| Steve
Brown |
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Hooker |
| Rory
(the racing car) McDonald |
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Hooker,
Flanker. |
| Daniel |
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Second Row, Flanker |
| Doug Clarke |
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Second
row/flanker. Has the deserved reputation of
'Stamper'. Could improve his ball retention. Honestly believes he has
retired...Where has the Italian-stallion gone? Was last seen wondering
round the streets of Nijnmegan searching for a bit of 'fun'...hmmm. |
| Tim
(Tesco) Udall |
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Flanker. Much
too old, fat and ugly and Welsh....oh no that's a good thing!. Actually
he was born in Solihull. Nowadays prefers going shopping at Tesco with
his new girlfriend. |
| Lee
Clark |
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Flanker.
Winger.
One of many son from Andy. |
| Russell
(Russ) Gibson |
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Second Row.
Flanker |
| Pete
(Smeegle) Pritchard |
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Second row and current Chairman. He is
a scary one. Enjoys it when a good game of rugby breaks out
during his fight. Has more injuries than the entire team combined,
mostly sustained in the Falklands. HAs decided to retire this season.
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| Mark
(Griff) Griffiths |
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Likes to wear a tight elastic band
under his chin to keep the tape from slipping off his shiny head (or is
that a double chin you fat git!).
Is mainly on the field to step between Smeegle and the person he's
trying to kill! |
| Chris
Hague |
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Flanker. His stereotypical dour Yorkshireman image
leads
to much abuse in the clubhouse. Now a 'creep' so is a real pain in the
backside. All his penalties are given away intentionally and his
kicking is a sight to behold.
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| SamDowns |
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Flanker.
Scrum Half |
| Paul
Downs |
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No 8. Plays every week he is allowed, provided
he has finished his housework. Easy to spot on the field in his
"special" scrum cap which makes his head look like his arse. Paul will
spend hours discussing the various points about his blood orange. |
| Jonathan (Jay Jay) Jenkins |
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Scrum Half. Welsh valley boy (not the Solihull
type) proud of his heritage as he is always going on about his mum:
"Dolly". Has played in all positions or so his wife says. The only
Welshman who cannot sing. Is desperately trying to recruit new staff
for sideline creche. Any applicants should phone him. |
| Nathan
(Cato) Yeung |
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Scrum Half / Wing / Full-back. Current Club
treasurer. He claims he is a black belt however all evidence point to
this being Origami. If he spends anymore time on the bench this season
he has ideas of buying a ski suit (where did this come from
Nathan...?). He is a natural show boater who never passes. We all love
him because he can and will bend over backwards for anyone (his team
mates coming before Ja(y)ne of course) |
| Erwann
(Maximus) Mauxion |
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Fly Half. Fixtures Secretary. Frenchman who
thinks he is an Englishman. Uses more hair gel than Pete uses black
tape. Amazing repertoire of backs moves which no one understand least
of all him. |
| Gareth (Gaz) Bott |
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Fly Half,
Center.
Son of 'Trainer Terry'. Centre. Our very own little
soldier. General pretty boy really. Pulling technique needs working on,
especially while plastered up town. Appears to be able to run quite
fast with the occasion dabble in the extraordinary art of what I
believe is called scoring. Has played for AEI since the 2000/1 season,
and keeps on coming back?! |
| Joe Bott |
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Center |
| Paul (Paule) Eaton |
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Center |
| Jon (Strett) Stretton |
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Center |
| (Pistol) Piet |
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Winger |
| Terry Rowland |
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Winger |
| Jonas Navickas |
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Winger |
| Robert (Rob) Bollen |
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Full Back. Winger. Fly Half |
| Jeff
Broom |
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Utility (I think that's what it's called). Have
you ever seen that Marion and Jeff program on BBC2? Has now became a
referee and makes it even harder for us to win. Jeff is also our Tour
organiser. |
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Mike Griffin |
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Mike (The Hoff)
Rodgers
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Centre.Mike is from New Zealand but we do
believe he is really from Australia. Very keen player but better with a
pen than a ball in hand, Mike is our match reporter. Did not wash since
he met Joe Rococoko at Twickenham. He officially received the pig for
the whole year for a missed side step while we had a 4 men overlap. Do
not hassle him with this. |
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Arturas
(Art) Sungaila
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Winger. A young, keen and skillfull player from
Lithuania that joined us at the start of the season. He never played
before and only joined to impress girls...(yeah right we all did it and
it actually never happened). Without any fear he tackles anything with
two legs. His one hand ball passing is a must see. You dare not to see
his birthday
picture. |
| Oxberry, Steve |
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Flanker. Dangerous to be in a night-club with!
First AEI
player ever to be sin-binned (for lying on the floor and being
punched!). Does anyone remember attempting to carry this chap into a
lift while he was in his element giggling on the floor? And then
throwing him onto the bed and waking up a certain Martin Neal?
Interesting night I can tell you...
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| Terry Bott |
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Club Trainer. Blind as a bat, perpetually injured
(nothing changes), and whatever shirt he wears, he always assumes the
role of flanker. Recently fitted with a pacemaker which might mean he
can now last a match, but seems to prefer the linesman's position (and
who'd blame him). Likes teaching the youngsters his age old dancing
skills on tours...lovely mate |
| Clark, Steve |
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| Cockerill, Ian |
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Mate of Derek Robinson - what more is there to
say?!
Apparently likes intercepting passes and running 70 yards up the pitch.
You go guy!
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| Corbett, Neil |
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("Jocky") Ever reliable and unmovable(!)
prop, creep and
club stalwart. Professes to be Scottish/French/anyone who beats
England. Whats wrong with that? :o) Now sadly, retired from the
scrapheap that is AEIRFC but I am sure we will witness his skills again
sometime soon...
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